Accursed
guns. Of all the weapons that these fiendish Magicians bring against me, guns
are both the most annoying and the most wondrous.
-
Sir Galahad de Luc of the Round Table
***
“Nothing
personal buckaroo,” says the Servant in a strange accent as he looks down
solemnly at me.
I take the opportunity to Analyse his weapon. And I am baffled by the results.
It is made of steel and wood, but beyond that, it is utterly baffling and terribly inconsistent. I can’t make heads or tails of it.
It takes me a moment to realise the problem. It isn’t my magic that is faulty. No, I am Analysing the weapon just fine, but I simply don’t understand what I am seeing. It makes sense I suppose. I do have no idea on what the weapon is so it stands to reason that I would be unable to understand how it works.
Unfortunately for me, that moment it takes me to work out what happened is enough for the Servant to attack me again. One, two, three of the small metal projectiles slam into my chest, burying their way into my flesh.
I cry out in pain as my skin and muscle is broken by these attacks, the metal projectiles being stopped only by my Reinforced Ribs.
This is one of those times that while I am extremely grateful for the Holy Grail healing any wounds or sickness that I suffer, I really wish it also prevented me from feeling pain as well.
At least it still stop me from dying to these wounds, something which no mundane and most Magicians would be incapable of avoiding.
Time to show these guys what I can do.
Leaping off of the ground, I Reinforce one of my knives and slash at the weapon pointed at me, even as I begin to Chant.
“My Hands take!” I begin as knife in my hand tears though the metal weapon wielded by the Servant and I throw my other knife at the Servant’s shoulder.
The Servant jolts back as the Magicians behind all gasp or let out exclamations of their shock. I grin. It is so satisfying to show up these foolish Magicians. While the Servant loses one of his weapons, my thrown knife misses it mark.
Oh well, I suppose that was to be expected. This is my first time throwing a knife.
“Joy in Duty!” I continue as I draw back my hands for another attack on the Servant.
The Servant kicks me in the chest, sending me flying backwards into the group of Magicians.
“Joyeuse!” I finish and the Holy Blade materialises in my empty hand.
I might have been separated from my original target, but I am surrounded by new ones. I slash at the legs of a Witch in red and gold before swing Joyeuse up at the arm of the Witch in blue and silver.
Both witches scream in pain as one of their limbs is detached from their body. I ignore them as I spin around, gripping Joyeuse in both hands, ready to stab the Warlock in the chest.
I don’t a chance as I hear a bang and another of the metal projectiles slams into my side. I’m knocked off my feet and thrown to the side by the impact.
Hades, I completely forgot about the other Servant.
Unlike the previous times, the bullet doesn’t break my skin, merely bruising it instead. When I summon one of the Three Holy Blades, my body partially takes on its aspects. A result of the fact that I carried them over the years, they have become one with my soul.
While it primarily manifests as sharpness in my strikes, Joyeuse does strength my body. And combined with my Reinforcement, it is apparently enough to resist the might of these metal projectiles.
As I get to my feet, I hear another bang before another of the metal projectiles slams into my chest. The shot staggers me and I fall over once again, landing on my buttocks.
I grunt in annoyance. This fight isn’t going well. Sure I’m winning and all, but that is only because I don’t die when I’m killed. If I was, I would have died before I even got a single attack in.
At least in this battle, being outclassed isn’t going to be defeat for me.
“Get us out of here!” shouts the Warlock as the Witches laying at his feet, cry out in pain.
Scrambling to my feet, I charge at the Servant standing by Shiraishi as she pulls out another of her strange weapons.
While the Servants are still the biggest threat to me here, I still need to remember why I am fighting this battle. I need to save Shiraishi before she bleeds to death. And to do that, I will need to beat this sword-wielding Servant.
Scrambling to my feet, I grip Joyeuse in both hands and charge at the Servant. She aims at her weapon at me and fires a metal projectile at me with a bang, but this time I am actually ready for it.
While I’m not fast enough to dodge it entirely, I am able to move quickly enough so that it only glances off of my arm, leaving nothing more than a slight bruise. And it doesn’t slow me down in the slightest.
I swing at the Servant and she raises her own weapon to block. Our weapons clang as the two blades clash and both are knocked away by the force of our strikes. But I quickly recover and bring Joyeuse down on the Servant’s shoulder.
The blade of the Holy weapon cuts through the flesh and I pull the blade out. The Servant’s sword comes flying down at me, but I block it with my arm. I flinch as the steel blade cuts into the flesh of my arm, but the wound is light. While by all rights it should have cut my lower arm in two, Joyeuse and my Reinforcement have prevented the blow from being anything more than minor.
With my opponent’s sword arm occupied and the other arm disabled, I move in for the kill. I stab forward with Joyeuse using my free hand. The silver blade pierces the chest of the Servant.
I grin at the shocked Servant and she staggers back as I yank Joyeuse out and her own weapon exits the flesh of my arm. With the weapon no longer in my body, the Holy Grail gets to work, using its Holy power to heal minor cut in my arm.
I am starting to enjoy this. Who knew battle could be so thrilling?
“Servant!” shouts the Warlock from afar, “We are leaving!”
Despite the fatal injury in her chest and the less fatal injury in her shoulder, the Servant jumps up onto the roof of the building. I pause and glare up at her.
By all rights, that Servant should be dead by now. But that is rather hypocritical of me considering that I should have died at least half-a-dozen times myself.
The Servant pulls out one of her weapons that shoots the metal projectiles. She aims it at me, but doesn’t pull the trigger.
“Servant!” shouts the Warlock again and this time, I look around for him, but he, the other Servant or the injured Witches aren’t in sight, “Now!”
“We’ll meet again,” spits the Servant standing above me, glowering at me as she holsters her weapons, “Make no mistake about that boy.”
I ignore her as
I turn my attention to Shiraishi, the whole reason that I fought this battle.